Well I always thought "Virtual Earth" had a slightly sinister "Matrix" like sound to it. However a bit more digging and it seems that "Microsoft" does in fact want to turn us all into batteries!
Well, to be precise they state "Method and apparatus for transmitting power and data using the human body" - still it's scary, scary, scary.
I hope my gelatinous gunk filled capsule comes with a free games console!
P.S. Can I also be fabulously rich, smart and good looking this time?
Please Bill, please ...