We're being hit by disruptive innovation!
Our industry is being commoditised!
Our business is complex!
We're behind the curve!
We're going to innovate!
We've created a strategy!
Hired the best!
They said they were experts!
Marketing is key!
And the future is Private!
Or Enterprise!
Or Hybrid!
But we need to re-organise!
We have the solution!
Our strategy tells us so!
If we just fix our culture!
Then this time, it'll be different!
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
An ode to a small lump of enterprise I found in my portfolio one midsummer morning, a lament to the Enterprise of yesteryear. Best repeated with the true poetic wit of a Vogon constructor fleet.
We're being hit by disruptive innovation!
Our industry is being commoditised!
Our business is complex!
We're behind the curve!
We're going to innovate!
We've created a strategy!
Hired the best!
They said they were experts!
Marketing is key!
And the future is private!
Or Enterprise!
Or Hybrid!
But we need to re-organise!
We have the solution!
Our strategy says so!
If we just fix our culture!
Then this time, it'll be different!
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Anyone looking for a short cut out of this, I'm afraid I can't help you. However, I would suggest mapping your landscape ideally by going on a get fit regime and cleaning up the enterprise then afterwards applying some thought. Adapting to the changing technological-economic environment is not a choice.